ineffablytom

How’s it going

I just thought it was pretty great to come across and another atheist who’s into physics and metal bands. It’s awesome.

You also mentioned you are a vegetarian and enjoy horror movies so it got me to thinking, would a vegetarian zombie say “lettuuuuuuuuce?” Haha, I’m sorry, that’s terrible.

So, like Zeus said to Leda, “Quack.”

-Tom

Based on the statistical analysis from the OKC blogs here and here, I think that may be the perfect first message, hitting all the high points and coming just over optimal length at a concise 327 characters.

Now, is there anyone who would find that to be the idea first message? The problem with statistics is the complete lack of context and in-depth analysis. Perhaps, just to throw this out there, zombies and physics have a seriously negative correlation when both are considered.

Remember the phrase perhaps incorrectly attributed to Disraeli via Twain: “There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.”

* Now, I neither expect people to read this, nor care, but as someone who is single in this post-technological-revolution age who is… outside-the-box… meeting people online is one way of trying to make a connection. I don’t know that it is any easier, or harder, than “IRL,” but, I’m just saying, it’s part of the New World Order. I for one welcome our new internet-dating overlords